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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2018 2:56:36 GMT
It is too fried and you get cardiac arrest. I wish for an evil horse.  Granted; he eats you. (What, he's evil?  ) I wish for non-fried turkey. This turkey never got fried and is spoiled. I wish for a DVD disc.
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Post by Jonmbost on Feb 21, 2018 2:58:56 GMT
Granted; he eats you. (What, he's evil? ) I wish for non-fried turkey. This turkey never got fried and is spoiled. I wish for a DVD disc. Granted; it's scratched. I wish for chicken!
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Feb 21, 2018 3:27:23 GMT
-last edited on Feb 21, 2018 3:28:37 GMT by Emarcee
Post by Emarcee on Feb 21, 2018 3:27:23 GMT
Granted, but it's a paper sword. 
I wish for a pillow.
I wish for a baby hedgehog.Granted, but it's black with red stripes, and carrying a loaded handgun, and its wearing hover skates. I wish for a nuclear reactor shaped like a waffle iron so that I can plug it into my lab.
BY THE POWER OF THE WAFFLE IRON!!!!
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Post by Emarcee on Feb 21, 2018 3:30:14 GMT
Granted, but you do so by yodeling. I wish for a life-sized pet-fatalis. ...that won't eat me, crush me, burn me to a crisp, or hurt me or my house in anyway.
I wish for a dregon. Even better! I won't have to put up a sign that says "beware the elder dragon"! Besides -- it can always be trained later. Now where did I put that universal-telepathic-communicator...?
BY THE POWER OF THE WAFFLE IRON!!!!
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Post by Emarcee on Feb 21, 2018 3:31:00 GMT
This turkey never got fried and is spoiled. I wish for a DVD disc. Granted; it's scratched. I wish for chicken! Granted, but it's rotten and not safe to eat, even if you cook it.
BY THE POWER OF THE WAFFLE IRON!!!!
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Post by bun02 on Feb 21, 2018 4:53:53 GMT
Granted, but he keeps getting loose and wreaking havoc all over your house.
I wish for an apple -- that is not poisoned or rotten. The apple explodes. I wish to see a blue whale. 
I wish for a pair of headphones.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2018 8:14:09 GMT
Granted, it does nothing.
I wish for a dregon. Even better! I won't have to put up a sign that says "beware the elder dragon"! Besides -- it can always be trained later. Now where did I put that universal-telepathic-communicator...?
I need to get a book on how to train your dregon.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2018 8:37:58 GMT
Granted: you get a literal piece. A piece of Lego.
I wish for a bird. HEY I wished for P E A C E not P I E C E.  Granted; it can't fly. I wish for a stick.
Granted, you get the short end of it.
I wish for a tiny doggo.
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Feb 21, 2018 19:05:41 GMT
Post by Emarcee on Feb 21, 2018 19:05:41 GMT
Even better! I won't have to put up a sign that says "beware the elder dragon"! Besides -- it can always be trained later. Now where did I put that universal-telepathic-communicator...?
I need to get a book on how to train your dregon. I was referring to the fatalis
BY THE POWER OF THE WAFFLE IRON!!!!
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Feb 21, 2018 21:37:19 GMT
Post by Jonmbost on Feb 21, 2018 21:37:19 GMT
The apple explodes. I wish to see a blue whale.
I wish for a pair of headphones. Granted; they don't work. HEY I wished for P E A C E not P I E C E. Granted; it can't fly. I wish for a stick.
Granted, you get the short end of it.
I wish for a tiny doggo. Granted; it's so tiny you can't see it. I wish for a cat.
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Feb 21, 2018 21:42:44 GMT
Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2018 21:42:44 GMT
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Post by Essa Kryze on Feb 22, 2018 1:20:56 GMT
'cause they're just mean that way.
Aw, to bad for me. 
Wish granted, but it takes you at least five hours to reach the good decisions.
I wish that I could be friends with everyone I meet. Granted, but everyone you meet you never see again. I wish that more people would come here. 
Granted, but the people who come are all real meanies and bully the mods. Then they take over and make life miserable for us all. 
I wish that I could us a tv remote to affect reality. 
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Post by Jonmbost on Feb 22, 2018 2:26:17 GMT
Granted, but everyone you meet you never see again. I wish that more people would come here. 
Granted, but the people who come are all real meanies and bully the mods. Then they take over and make life miserable for us all. 
I wish that I could us a tv remote to affect reality.  Granted; you ruin the world! I wish for . . . crusty plaster.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2018 7:15:49 GMT
Granted; you ruin the world! I wish for . . . crusty plaster.
I wish for baby Meowthra. (No idea.
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Feb 22, 2018 12:59:37 GMT
Post by TheFlash213 on Feb 22, 2018 12:59:37 GMT
I wish I wasn't here right now :3
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