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Post by Ciblast on Feb 20, 2018 6:48:26 GMT
Granted, but you are forced to do the hokey pokey fo a month! I wish for grass. Granted; it's dead grass. Wish Granted. You get a pokey stick and poke your mother, causing you to be banned from electronic devices. I wish for Australia to not be hot. Granted; it's freezing. I wish for fried turkey. I wish to be able to mourn my departed grass in peace. ;_;
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Feb 20, 2018 17:41:45 GMT
Post by Jonmbost on Feb 20, 2018 17:41:45 GMT
I wish for a drink of water.
Granted, water is suddenly poured on you endlessly.
I wish to be happy.Granted; you're only happy for one second. Granted; it's dead grass. Granted; it's freezing. I wish for fried turkey. Granted, it's burnt to a crisp.
I wish for cool, damp weather.Granted; you're stuck outside in the freezing rain. I wish for a drink of water.
Your turned into a ghost right before you drink it. I wish for a sword. Granted; it's rusted Granted; it's dead grass. Granted; it's freezing. I wish for fried turkey. I wish to be able to mourn my departed grass in peace. ;_; Granted, but everyone hates you because of it. I wish for peace.
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Feb 20, 2018 17:45:02 GMT
Post by bun02 on Feb 20, 2018 17:45:02 GMT
I wish for a drink of water.
Your turned into a ghost right before you drink it. I wish for a sword. Granted, but it's a paper sword.
I wish for a pillow.
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Feb 20, 2018 17:47:44 GMT
Post by Emarcee on Feb 20, 2018 17:47:44 GMT
Granted; it's dead grass. Granted; it's freezing. I wish for fried turkey. I wish to be able to mourn my departed grass in peace. ;_; Granted, but you do so by yodeling. I wish for a life-sized pet-fatalis. ...that won't eat me, crush me, burn me to a crisp, or hurt me or my house in anyway.
BY THE POWER OF THE WAFFLE IRON!!!!
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Feb 20, 2018 18:19:16 GMT
Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2018 18:19:16 GMT
Granted, water is suddenly poured on you endlessly.
I wish to be happy. Granted; you're only happy for one second. Granted, it's burnt to a crisp.
I wish for cool, damp weather. Granted; you're stuck outside in the freezing rain. Your turned into a ghost right before you drink it. I wish for a sword. Granted; it's rusted I wish to be able to mourn my departed grass in peace. ;_; Granted, but everyone hates you because of it. I wish for peace. Granted: you get a literal piece. A piece of Lego.
I wish for a bird.
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Feb 20, 2018 21:54:18 GMT
Post by LegoAgentFigure on Feb 20, 2018 21:54:18 GMT
I wish for a drink of water.
Granted, water is suddenly poured on you endlessly.
I wish to be happy. Granted, but you can't stop laughing and smiling crazily and happily so you get put in an asylum. I wish I had a new LEGO Ninjago Movie minifigure.
~Inactive
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Feb 20, 2018 21:58:13 GMT
Post by LegoAgentFigure on Feb 20, 2018 21:58:13 GMT
I wish for a drink of water.
Your turned into a ghost right before you drink it. I wish for a sword. Granted, but it is a sword that is yet to be forged so its just a block of metal. I wish that my life wasn't crazy.
~Inactive
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Feb 20, 2018 23:25:56 GMT
Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2018 23:25:56 GMT
I wish to be able to mourn my departed grass in peace. ;_; Granted, but you do so by yodeling. I wish for a life-sized pet-fatalis. ...that won't eat me, crush me, burn me to a crisp, or hurt me or my house in anyway. Granted, it does nothing.
I wish for a dregon.
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Feb 20, 2018 23:27:52 GMT
Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2018 23:27:52 GMT
Your turned into a ghost right before you drink it. I wish for a sword. Granted, but it's a paper sword.
I wish for a pillow. Granted, but the feathers stick to your head.
I wish for a baby hedgehog.
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Feb 20, 2018 23:40:27 GMT
Post by Jonmbost on Feb 20, 2018 23:40:27 GMT
Granted; you're only happy for one second. Granted; you're stuck outside in the freezing rain. Granted; it's rusted Granted, but everyone hates you because of it. I wish for peace. Granted: you get a literal piece. A piece of Lego.
I wish for a bird.HEY I wished for P E A C E not P I E C E. Granted; it can't fly. I wish for a stick.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2018 1:23:23 GMT
Granted, but you are forced to do the hokey pokey fo a month! I wish for grass. Granted; it's dead grass. Wish Granted. You get a pokey stick and poke your mother, causing you to be banned from electronic devices. I wish for Australia to not be hot. Granted; it's freezing. I wish for fried turkey. It is too fried and you get cardiac arrest. I wish for an evil horse.
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Post by Jonmbost on Feb 21, 2018 2:06:23 GMT
Granted; it's dead grass. Granted; it's freezing. I wish for fried turkey. It is too fried and you get cardiac arrest. I wish for an evil horse. Granted; he eats you. (What, he's evil? ) I wish for non-fried turkey.
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Post by bun02 on Feb 21, 2018 2:36:33 GMT
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Post by K66 on Feb 21, 2018 2:43:14 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2018 2:55:45 GMT
Granted, but the feathers stick to your head.
I wish for a baby hedgehog. Granted, but he keeps getting loose and wreaking havoc all over your house.
I wish for an apple -- that is not poisoned or rotten. The apple explodes. I wish to see a blue whale.
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