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Post by Fuzzywig08 on Nov 6, 2018 23:31:46 GMT
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Post by LegoAgentFigure on Nov 7, 2018 1:07:04 GMT
The Big One: Come on, guys! Why'd we have to stop the song? Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Everyone else: *can't understand raptor* Pushing team: *pushes cage up to raptor habitat* Cornelius: *raises the gate* The Big One: *sees the other raptors* Oooooh, friends!!! Never gonna run around and desert you! All raptors: Never gonna make you cry, never gonna SAY goodbye, never gonna tell a lie... and hurt you!!! * * *
Meanwhile, in Costa Rica: Donald Gennaro is inspecting an amber mine and voicing CONcerns about the Jurassic Park project and stuff. Some dudes find another mosquito trapped in amber. It's cool. * * *
Meanwhile, in Montana:
Fat Kid: That doesn't look very scary... more like a six-foot turkey.
Does Alan Grant: A. quietly and menacingly explain the threatening nature of the Velociraptor B. throw his raptor claw at Fat Kid C. charge at Fat Kid and tackle him D. collapse from heat exhaustion I vote A, because why not?
I vote C.
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Post by Z-Whales on Nov 7, 2018 19:36:38 GMT
The Big One: Come on, guys! Why'd we have to stop the song? Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Everyone else: *can't understand raptor* Pushing team: *pushes cage up to raptor habitat* Cornelius: *raises the gate* The Big One: *sees the other raptors* Oooooh, friends!!! Never gonna run around and desert you! All raptors: Never gonna make you cry, never gonna SAY goodbye, never gonna tell a lie... and hurt you!!! * * *
Meanwhile, in Costa Rica: Donald Gennaro is inspecting an amber mine and voicing CONcerns about the Jurassic Park project and stuff. Some dudes find another mosquito trapped in amber. It's cool. * * *
Meanwhile, in Montana:
Fat Kid: That doesn't look very scary... more like a six-foot turkey.
Does Alan Grant: A. quietly and menacingly explain the threatening nature of the Velociraptor B. throw his raptor claw at Fat Kid C. charge at Fat Kid and tackle him D. collapse from heat exhaustion C. What song is this, btw? Darude - Sandstorm.
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Post by Z-Whales on Nov 7, 2018 19:38:08 GMT
It's called "Never gonna give you up". Oh, wait.
That's right.
I hate this song. I take it you have had a bad experience being rickrolled? It's actually a pretty great song.
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Post by batonmaster500 on Nov 7, 2018 21:14:34 GMT
I vote C.
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Post by Z-Whales on Nov 8, 2018 15:35:08 GMT
Alan Grant charges into Fat Kid and tackles him. Ellie Satter: Alan!Alan Grant: *gets off Fat Kid* Fat Kid: Everybody else: *looks CONcerned* Ellie: Sorry, kid, he's had a real tough day. *stares at Alan with CONcern* Let's get you out of the heat. Random digsite worker: *helps Fat Kid get up* Alan and Ellie walk together into the trailer. Ellie turns some fans on and gives Alan some cold water. Ellie: Are you okay? Alan: I- I don't know... Does Ellie: A. call Child Protective services B. take Alan to the hospital C. take Alan to the police
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Post by LegoAgentFigure on Nov 8, 2018 21:14:59 GMT
Alan Grant charges into Fat Kid and tackles him. Ellie Satter: Alan!Alan Grant: *gets off Fat Kid* Fat Kid: Everybody else: *looks CONcerned* Ellie: Sorry, kid, he's had a real tough day. *stares at Alan with CONcern* Let's get you out of the heat. Random digsite worker: *helps Fat Kid get up* Alan and Ellie walk together into the trailer. Ellie turns some fans on and gives Alan some cold water. Ellie: Are you okay? Alan: I- I don't know... Does Ellie: A. call Child Protective services B. take Alan to the hospital C. take Alan to the police Nice. I don't know what to vote for, so I'll see what Con does first.
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Post by batonmaster500 on Nov 9, 2018 0:49:37 GMT
Aw man. There are no funny choices this time. B.
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Nov 11, 2018 19:12:14 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Nov 11, 2018 19:12:14 GMT
C. What song is this, btw? Darude - Sandstorm. No it not.
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Nov 11, 2018 19:13:04 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Nov 11, 2018 19:13:04 GMT
Alan Grant charges into Fat Kid and tackles him. Ellie Satter: Alan!Alan Grant: *gets off Fat Kid* Fat Kid: Everybody else: *looks CONcerned* Ellie: Sorry, kid, he's had a real tough day. *stares at Alan with CONcern* Let's get you out of the heat. Random digsite worker: *helps Fat Kid get up* Alan and Ellie walk together into the trailer. Ellie turns some fans on and gives Alan some cold water. Ellie: Are you okay? Alan: I- I don't know... Does Ellie: A. call Child Protective services B. take Alan to the hospital C. take Alan to the police Let's C shall we.
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Nov 11, 2018 19:13:30 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Nov 11, 2018 19:13:30 GMT
Alan Grant charges into Fat Kid and tackles him. Ellie Satter: Alan!Alan Grant: *gets off Fat Kid* Fat Kid: Everybody else: *looks CONcerned* Ellie: Sorry, kid, he's had a real tough day. *stares at Alan with CONcern* Let's get you out of the heat. Random digsite worker: *helps Fat Kid get up* Alan and Ellie walk together into the trailer. Ellie turns some fans on and gives Alan some cold water. Ellie: Are you okay? Alan: I- I don't know... Does Ellie: A. call Child Protective services B. take Alan to the hospital C. take Alan to the police Nice. I don't know what to vote for, so I'll see what Con does first. I have cast my vote.
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Post by LegoAgentFigure on Nov 12, 2018 1:44:54 GMT
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Nov 12, 2018 22:23:43 GMT
Post by Z-Whales on Nov 12, 2018 22:23:43 GMT
Darude - Sandstorm. No it not. Yeah, I know, that's just another meme.
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Nov 12, 2018 22:41:08 GMT
Post by Z-Whales on Nov 12, 2018 22:41:08 GMT
Ellie: Well, this is pretty serious. I'm gonna have to take you to the police. *takes Alan out to a car* Alan is too CONfused to resist. They drive to the police station. Ellie takes him in and gives an account of the incident to Officer Sam. Officer Sam: Well, that definitely counts as an assault, but it sounds like he may have been getting a heatstroke, what with all the CONfusion and weakness. You did give him water, right? Ellie: Yes... Officer Sam: Well, we'll have to call in a medical expert to determine how accountable we can really hold him. We'll keep him monitored here for a while. Ellie (nervously): Okay... * * *
John Hammond arrives at the dig site in a helicopter. He goes into the trailer and opens a bottle of adult beverages.
Joe: *walks into trailer* Who are you?
John: John Hammond. I own an island... excuse me, but... where is Dr. Alan Grant?
Joe: He was just taken to the police station.
John: Dear me, what for?
Joe: I think he ran over a kid or something.
John: ......
Should John: A. drive to the police station to rescue Dr. Grant B. call another paleontologist (Dr. Grant can still be part of the story) C. fly away and take a plane to Munich
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Post by LegoAgentFigure on Nov 13, 2018 1:27:45 GMT
Ellie: Well, this is pretty serious. I'm gonna have to take you to the police. *takes Alan out to a car* Alan is too CONfused to resist. They drive to the police station. Ellie takes him in and gives an account of the incident to Officer Sam. Officer Sam: Well, that definitely counts as an assault, but it sounds like he may have been getting a heatstroke, what with all the CONfusion and weakness. You did give him water, right? Ellie: Yes... Officer Sam: Well, we'll have to call in a medical expert to determine how accountable we can really hold him. We'll keep him monitored here for a while. Ellie (nervously): Okay... * * *
John Hammond arrives at the dig site in a helicopter. He goes into the trailer and opens a bottle of adult beverages.
Joe: *walks into trailer* Who are you?
John: John Hammond. I own an island... excuse me, but... where is Dr. Alan Grant?
Joe: He was just taken to the police station.
John: Dear me, what for?
Joe: I think he ran over a kid or something.
John: ......
Should John: A. drive to the police station to rescue Dr. Grant B. call another paleontologist (Dr. Grant can still be part of the story) C. fly away and take a plane to Munich I'ma go with A.
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