544: Realize that there will probably be many more slip ups on this thread, henceforth allowing more than 9000 ways
545: Trap him in a room, but the passcode to escape is something that rhymes with "orange"
546: Leave him stuck there for 13 hours before he realizes he should have said "door hinge"
547: Trap him in a real life Scary Maze Game
548: Uninstall Flash Player so that he can't prank his friends with the Maze Game.
549: Invite the face from the end of said game to dinner with him.
550: Mention the strawberry incident
551: Mention the french toast incident
552: Mention the potato incident
553: Mention the oxtail soup incident
554: Mention the moldy bread incident.
555: Mention the chicken wing incident.
556: Mention the peking duck incident.
557: Mention the donut incident.
558: Mention the incident incident.
559: Mention the toilet incident.
560: Mention the couch incident.
561: Have 10 ways be nothing but strange incidents
562: Mention the time his D&D group got TPKd by a rat.
563: Use magicks to bring that rat out of the D&D session.
564: Be a dungeon master for his group, but only give his character useless magical items.
565:
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Use bold font567: Steal his graphics card.
568: Replace all the songs in his Spotify playlists with Never Gonna Give You Up
569: Trap him in a portable hole.
570: Only give him a Piraka doll for company.